How To Fuck Your Couch

Being home alone has never been more exciting.

SwitchUpCB, PhD
1 min readMay 25, 2023

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Using your hands can get boring. Scientists have discovered a new way for men to engage in pleasurable experiences by themselves. Here is how!

Step 1. Locate a couch with adjustable cushions.

Step 2.* Prepare the couch by grabbing a towel and lay it in a circle around a gap between the cushions…

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